What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy