What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy