What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.