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What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A mad scientist.