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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.