Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts