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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.