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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."