How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What did we call IT before computers?

The Mail Room

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.