What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!