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What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.