Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".