Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, but they're really one

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.