Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

Defy Jokes More Defy Jokes

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.