Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

The cow fell on her.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

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What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.