Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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It didn't Snowden.

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

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Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.