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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Because he has no proper tea!

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They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.