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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.