What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about?

Dramameme.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.