What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.