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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant