March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.