What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant