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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.

Consequence Jokes More Consequence Jokes

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What are the consequences of smoking weed?

The reefercussions