Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House