Soul Singer Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Bill Wither Jokes More Bill Wither Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.