Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

Bill Wither Jokes More Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&ampB Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

R&B Jokes More R&B Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul