You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
If it's bill withers!
To change his jockeys.
It has more bark than bite.
It gets dark.
To get brighter!
Two brunettes and a red-head.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
In a choral coral corral
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
He lost interest
He'll be Snowden.
Santa
A. Linedancing!
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because of their bills