Bill Wither Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.