Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(