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Bill Wither Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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Summon Jokes More Summon Jokes

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!