You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
If it's bill withers!
A Robber Ducky!
Milk and quackers.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
The Guardian.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Please answer before my wife gets home!
A Kia full of Gingers.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Edit: I'm so sorry.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(