What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.