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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.