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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.