What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!