What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut!