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Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.