What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!