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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.