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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy?

A Nguyen mill.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How can Peter Pan fly?

You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "