What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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They are probably in better shape than you.

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He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Because 'Illinois you!