What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"