Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.