Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...