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Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the weakest armour made out of?

Asian People

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole