Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.