Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?

He overslept.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost