Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Dalek themselves clean

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Viet Jokes More Viet Jokes

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

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