Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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