Pho Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

U.K. Jokes More U.K. Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.