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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!