Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.