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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.