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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do Star Wars and the U.K. have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.