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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)