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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)