How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)