How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.