What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.