What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.