What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.