What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.