What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.