What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.