What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do phone books and women have in common?

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.