How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.