What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.