What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"