When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L