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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.