When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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On squid row!

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I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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Dam.

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Don't look I'm changing!!

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You must not bring either to the movies.

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