When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.