When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.