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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!