When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...