What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.