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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.