What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!