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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.