How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.