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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!