How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.