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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What did the computer say?

Too weak.

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.