How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.