How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!