How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.