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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.