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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.