What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.