What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!