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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!