What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!