How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.