How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K