How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem