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What do a zero-legged spider and a one-legged bear have in common?

They both have at least zero legs.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.