Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)