Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.