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Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.