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Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri