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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Oman Jokes More Oman Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.