What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.