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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.