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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.