Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.