What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.