What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti