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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti