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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.