What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.