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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.