Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.