Kneel Jokes

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?