That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
Because he's covering an erection!
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
His desk is level
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He wanted to work overtime.
I can see your drawers!
Half a measure.
Because he had no body to dance with!
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
Because they don't have chairs.
The Sioux chef
He had his reservations.
I didn't know disasters can run for office
She deleted that email.
At his P.O. Box
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Reservations.
OC You make a reservation
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
