That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
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Because he's covering an erection!
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
His desk is level
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He wanted to work overtime.
I can see your drawers!
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
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Half a measure.
Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
A yellow license plate.
Audi!
In the toilet.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
He was buying drinks.
Because they are feeling the Bern.
A monascary
A woman in her place...
Because it's two-tired
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Laminated
Because Jack was bean stalked
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
A common tater!
AIDS.
