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Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

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Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Who drives it?

The officer.