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Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.