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Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis