Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

An im-paw-ster.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis