Poepurry
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
At his P.O. Box
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
That he needed to address the situation
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Because he was driving her buggy.
Decompose
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.