Poepurry
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
At his P.O. Box
Because he's from New York.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Ray Lewis
They place flowers on the grave.
Unbereavable.
A caterpillow.
It's purrrfect.
Outgoing mail.
She was always using fowl language.