What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!