What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!