What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!