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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!