Don't blow it
They both blew it.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
Google, like everybody does.
A Yutopia
Croatian.
Dead parents
Allah-bama
Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
You should Bill Gates.
She puts it on her bill
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because they know how to shut the House down.
They're usually the elephant in the room
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
