Don't blow it
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They both blew it.
He wanted to harm monica.
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
It was soda pressing.
Both say Please insert Bill.
He couldn't recall.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
AIDS for humanity
The U.S. mint (cents)
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Google, like everybody does.
Because their knee grows
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
Insolvent
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