Monica Jokes

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee