Monica Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Soda Machine Jokes More Soda Machine Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Chandler Jokes More Chandler Jokes

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.