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Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Warehouse Jokes More Warehouse Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada