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Where is Macau located?

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Time Machine Jokes More Time Machine Jokes

Why do time machines make you happy?

They're an anti de-present.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.