Locate Jokes

Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Hoover Jokes More Hoover Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.