What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Canuck-chucks.

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The BP station.

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Because their p is quiet.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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A short one!

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo