What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Nothing, the pee is silent

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To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Loafers.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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In his sleevies

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo