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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Cashews.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo