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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!