What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"