What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.