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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What do you call a baby panther?

A Newton.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum