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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.