What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.