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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

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What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.