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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.