Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Shoo Jokes More Shoo Jokes

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.