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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

China Jokes More China Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"