April Sale - 20% Off

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Previous Random Joke Next

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many emojis will she use?

Show your work.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!