What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.