What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"