What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"