I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Via sticky notes
Because it was soda pressing.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Vending machines.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
It's their knees that go first.
All they talk about is the presidential erection
Both say Please insert Bill.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
