Vending machines.
Both say Please insert Bill.
Receiving heads of state.
All they talk about is the presidential erection
They both say insert Bill here
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money
He turns off his xbox.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Spell check!
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because it's soda pressing
The vending machine.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
