The vending machine.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Both say Please insert Bill.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Vending machines.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Fo' drizzle.
He is made of Mathers
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Banned from the zoo.
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
No one knows it's never happened.
A quarter to three.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
He wants to get ruff
Because you already know she'll work out.
You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
You get Talibanned