The vending machine.
It was soda pressing.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Vending machines.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Both say Please insert Bill.
They both say insert Bill here
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
X marks the pot, matey.
Two pirates
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
Air conditioning
To make sure his cross fit.
I'm tired of doing stuff.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Because it was soda-pressing