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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.