Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.