Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Pair-a-dice!
Their personality.
It's the only way they can get love.
A herrocopter
They're always picking on him.
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
Most things.
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
She makes people stoned.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Sugar Puff Daddy
Because she was his relative
